herlow peepz.. sori fer not updating. well tis week has been a record for me. wanna know y. the whole week i didnt go to sch. aite aite. mon there wasnt any class same goes to tue n wed. so i was lazy enuf.. haha! got debarred so was the use? i know im a spoilt brat. oh yar.. went to jb yesterday wit taufiq. it was giler la~~ 1st it was so damn hot tat day. i tink same goes to any other day. then my fuel was like until to the minimum. we filled petrol next headed to komta to eat. haha! couldnt find a parking place so we had to turn n turn. i tink those malaysians had a gd laugh on us! i ate chicken rice it was so damn nice man.. oh yar taufiq n me had to smuggle 3 box of cigaratus. damn we were nearly caught had the officer didnt check my pockets. so damn close.. shitttoz.. well wed at work was so damn tiring. i guess today will be much more worst. got another hr to go b4 my final showdown. finish man. conferm jam! haha! but knowin me.. fast werker wat.. lolx! ok folks gotta go now. till then....

yo yo yo wassup!! kiwakz dah mcm mat kental siak.. hahaha! anywayz.. im back here and again a tale by mohd aliff. wahhaha! tmr goin jb wif taufiq isi minyak ar.. well my gf is startin werk in guess where.. PIZZA HUT! haha! oh yar.. my younger sis is also werkin in ph. wassup wif this ppl n ph... haha.. tis week fookin slack man.. no sch for three damn days. well i got nuthin to do now.. creating a newsletter for pizza hut. hehe. all hot frm the oven.. check it out man.. ok b4 i go here is a short story for ya'll :) [for those who understands malay]


Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau si isteri menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut kepada suaminya. "Abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu bersatu/ bersetubuh kan bang kann dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat yang betul maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama seperti membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa ekor syaitan". Kata si suami "yerr kerr. Tak apa malam ni malam Jumaat, masa yang sesuai utuk bunuh syaitan kann, betul tak sayanggg" sambil ketawa. Isteri hanya tersenyum panjang.

Selang dua hari kemudian, siisteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang". Si suami tersenyum panjang. Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang". "tak pe...tunggula malam". Esoknya si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang". Si suami diam sambil mengangguk lemah.

Esoknya siisteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... ".

Si suami tiba - tiba marah dan berkata ..........

"Ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke nak bunuh abang"

hi there.. sori fer not updatin.. hahaz.. yesterday met wif ma 1st accident. lol! at a multi storey carpark near my blk. to b precise iz my area multi-stry. cant blame me man d floor was slippery n knowin i had offroad tyres. haha u say wat happens next. lol. anyway caught d movie "dawn of the dead". quite catchy but boring storyline. cant imagine wat the world would be like infested with zombies. haha surely to be entertaining. oh yar resident evil 2 comin in june i guess. cool~~~. n on sat.. i fought with ma manager. kinda of my fault actually. i like to disturb her n now i guess she totally lost it on me.. me n ma big mouth. sigh.. well im off to werk soon so gues ill update laterz~ till then.